The party sneaks into
the dragon's lair..
Do you hear what I hear? (do you hear what I hear?)
Hoping that they will become his slayer..
Do you hear what I hear? (do you hear what I hear?)
A roar! A roar, from the dragons maw..
save verse fear and your nerves won't be rubbed raw..
save verse fear it's time to clench your jaw..
Said the DM to the players of the game..
Do you see what I see?? (do you see what I see?) ..
There on the table, all the same...
Do you see what I see? (do you see what I see?)
Three ones.. three ones.. rolled from my own dice..
failed your saves and now you pay the price..
failed your saves and this dragon won't be nice..
Dragon's fire can be rather hot!
Do you know what I know? (do you know what I know?)
Melts a party member on the spot!
Do you know what I know? (do you know what I know?)
We all split up, left the healer there to die.
Ran away and the monster made him fry...
Now I guess he'll make another guy.
Back in town the party
spins a mighty tale!
Listen to what I say! (Listen to what I say)
"The dragon fled, forcing us to fail!"
Listen to what I say! (Listen to what I say)
"Fire! Fire! He did spit upon our Friar!"
"His spirit gone, body taken by the pyre."
His gear the party does desire...